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bwb

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2362 Location: Mongolian Ice Tundra
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Posted: Thu, 09.22.05 1:36 am Post subject: Ongoing Funny Quote Wall - Leave Your Quotes |
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Post your qutes! Perm Stickified. Describe context if needed.
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1. Has to be said out loud by someone at some point. _________________ “The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag
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bwb

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2362 Location: Mongolian Ice Tundra
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Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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"if a tree falls in a forest does it still make a sound? If I am drunk but nobody remembers it was I still drunk?" -rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt)) _________________ “The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag |
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Jacob

Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 1714
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Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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"Great idea on the ongoing funny quote wall with the Perm Stickified, Ben"
-Jacob _________________ Bitches, Leave.
Robocop |
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Monster

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2946
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Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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"I give that heckle an 8.2." - marv |
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bwb

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2362 Location: Mongolian Ice Tundra
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Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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hah, shit i have to get another quote in order to post here, rules are you have to hear it so stop it assholes or ill have my lover Bill Mock fine your shitty ass club again, you know our love is a sacred bond and he cares not for rules or ethical behavior (especially in bed).
"Girls are stupid and can easily be made to forget what's bothering
them when a guy is romantic." - A Girl _________________ “The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag |
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joyness

Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2138 Location: Fayettenam
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Posted: Mon, 09.26.05 8:16 am Post subject: |
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this one time, in the hot tub, I said
"Champagne, what did Leflar just say? Help me remember it so I can write it on Ben's quote page."
And Champagne said "yeah, right, you aren't going to remember this in the morning."
and he was right  _________________ "Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin |
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evan mcb

Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1951
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Posted: Mon, 09.26.05 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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"That joke never gets old, and I should know...I'm immortal."
I had lunch with a highlander. _________________ social networking |
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RandomHero
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1479
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Posted: Tue, 09.27.05 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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"officer, could you hold my beer while i get my registration" _________________ Casey "don't call me boy" Hooper |
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joyness

Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2138 Location: Fayettenam
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Posted: Tue, 09.27.05 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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"why, what did he do, and am I in trouble if I say yes?" _________________ "Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin |
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brown

Joined: 15 Oct 2003 Posts: 1688 Location: UNM
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Posted: Wed, 09.28.05 1:52 am Post subject: |
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joyness wrote: | "why, what did he do, and am I in trouble if I say yes?" |
Yeah Brosh jingle bell hell. |
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evan mcb

Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1951
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Posted: Wed, 09.28.05 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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"Oh my God, you look Sooooo like your brother [without the beard]. I love you like that." _________________ social networking |
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Monster

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2946
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Posted: Thu, 09.29.05 12:15 am Post subject: |
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who said that? |
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evan mcb

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Posted: Thu, 09.29.05 10:07 am Post subject: |
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Nada. Then she told me not to come on so strong.
Ha ha. Not really. _________________ social networking |
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bwb

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2362 Location: Mongolian Ice Tundra
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Posted: Sat, 10.01.05 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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"I'm a princess damit." -AJ
"Shit I look good anywhere." (in reference to riding on a motorcycle and how hot that looks) -AH _________________ “The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag |
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joyness

Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2138 Location: Fayettenam
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Posted: Sat, 10.01.05 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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what was written on my arm this morning ....
"He said 'lick my finger' and I said 'OK'"
w.doss
and
"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
the girl that drank a disc last night _________________ "Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin |
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