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evan mcb



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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 1:12 pm    Post subject: Oscar Magic! Reply with quote

http://www.oscar.com/nominees/list.html

Ledger
Dillon
Witherspoon
McDormand
Spielberg
Munich

In a perfect world, Batman would win for Bale, Caine, Nolan, and Batman, and the best actress and supporting actress categories would be discarded in honor of Katie Holmes being terrible.
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Monster



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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh please, we all know its going to be:

Hoffman (althought I am personally rooting for Ledger)
Clooney
Witherspoon
Keener
Ang Lee
Brokeback

In a perfect world gay cowboys would not be an oscar winning issue and we, as a society, could turn out 3, maybe 4 top notch batman films per year. But, alas, brokeback is going to clean up in oscarville.
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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what i want to know is what is up with this fucking racist bullshit at the academy, they have snubbed the vampire warewolf sex scene in underworld!! gay sex? ooh that is so risky, oh holy shit look at that werewolf fucking that vampire, now that is risky and pushing social boundaries! Where is their fucking academy award?

that last line also works as a word play i believe,
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RandomHero



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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evan. I warn you that is the only time I will ever tolerate someone saying anything bad about Katie Holmes. I don't know if anyone knows but I will for sure KILL someone for taking crap about Katie Holmes. I love her!
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Monster



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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Katie Holmes is a retarded monkey for these following reasons:

1. She is having Tom Cruise's "i'll prove i'm not gay" injected sperm child.
2. She is a scientologist.
3. She couldn't act here way out of a paper bag.
4. Tom cruise had her sex scene in Thank You for Smoking cut.
5. She was in some show about a creek, or something.
6. Clay loves her.
7. She is a scientologist.
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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorites are #2 and #7
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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

R. Kelly wrote:
Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell my why Tom Cruise in the clsoet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monster wrote:
Katie Holmes is a retarded monkey for these following reasons:

1. She is having Tom Cruise's "i'll prove i'm not gay" injected sperm child.
2. She is a scientologist.
3. She couldn't act here way out of a paper bag.
4. Tom cruise had her sex scene in Thank You for Smoking cut.
5. She was in some show about a creek, or something.
6. ClayZ loves her.
7. She is a scientologist.


1. it's not Cruise's, it's mine anyways
2. who cares I'm a retard and that doesn't stop me
3. bullshit, all i know is she gets paid way more money than anyone on this message board does to act.
4. that's Cruise, not her...besides if I was hitting that (which I am) there would be no way I would share...you must be crazy
5. that show about that creek went for like 7 seasons (which I own seasons 1-5 and the season finale on DVD...6 and 7th season aren't out yet, but I sure as hell can't wait) let's see you write a show that actually makes it much less last's 7 seasons.
6. ClayZ is a smart man
7. see #2

I'm in love with that woman and I would do anything to be with her, including killing you NWB and after what you said, I hope that's her first request.

I'm just kidding I LOVE YOU NWB (but for real....I'd kill you for Katie Holmes)
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PostPosted: Tue, 01.31.06 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

casey is a scientologist, he said so...
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PostPosted: Wed, 02.01.06 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RandomHero wrote:

2. who cares I'm a retard and that doesn't stop me


Touche.
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PostPosted: Wed, 02.01.06 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RandomHero wrote:
5. that show about that creek went for like 7 seasons (which I own seasons 1-5 and the season finale on DVD...6 and 7th season aren't out yet, but I sure as hell can't wait) let's see you write a show that actually makes it....

There's some....uh ..... sand .... in your.....I'm just saying... in your... you just have to have a shovel to retrieve it.

Pussy.
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LittleDutchGirl



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PostPosted: Wed, 02.01.06 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RandomHero wrote:

5. that show about that creek went for like 7 seasons (which I own seasons 1-5 and the season finale on DVD...6 and 7th season aren't out yet, but I sure as hell can't wait) let's see you write a show that actually makes it much less last's 7 seasons.






Chappy wrote:

Well I was just standing here, and Casey Boy locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why won't Casey Boy just come out the closet? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell my why Casey Boy in the clsoet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

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PostPosted: Wed, 02.01.06 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude, i'm over that chick. Katie Holmes went psycho on me, and stop returning my calls. what a bitch. I haven't found her replacement for my #1 spot yet, but rest assured, you can have her. I'm done.
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