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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 2:14 pm    Post subject: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Reply with quote

Has anyone read it? I'm looking at you, king kharl, Nick, Wax, International Scott Brown, Billingsleys, and other manly men that enjoy a good womanizing. The book is not well written, and really the only thing it has going for it is that a few of the stories are nothing short of totally absurd. I don't normally read books written by frat boys about their sexual exploits, but if all these stories are true, then dear God...

I think you can avoid paying 13 bucks for the book by reading all the stories here.
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i've read it and own it, i'll mail you a copy if you want
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he is about to, if he hasn't already, to release a second book called "assholes finish first"
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got it as a birthday present. Looking forward to "Assholes Finish First," with the story about the girl who got his name tatooed on her twantwatis.

I'm really more into Mystery and Dick Feynman now, though. They are both positive role models in the world of getting ladies.

Oh, and if anyone is interested in how to get ladies, here's the answer!

1. Free yourself from all desire of ladies.
2.
3. Profit!
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tucker "Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black."

that is maybe the funniest thing i've ever read.
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frat boy: Yo, those chicks are hot. Let's cat-call them. How do you cat-call?
Friend: Ummm...
Frat boy, yelling: Cat-call! This is an official cat-call!
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.30.07 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I've read some tucker max stories online, but the guy is a karmic disaster. Yeah, I like Mystery, but I think i'm more of a juggler.
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This book is better than the sound of your favorite Wilco album filling a warm cabin in the woods while snow gently falls outside, and you're inside getting in touch with your past. Seriously, it's that good. You'll want to read it at noon and at 12:45pm it's so good."
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

April, can I borrow your book? I find PUA stuff entertaining.
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, i will bring it to plyos. ha
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

April, would you hook up with Tucker Max? Be honest, now.
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hope they still serve 25 cent beer at platinum from 6-8 b/c i'm going there after work
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PostPosted: Fri, 08.31.07 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just got kicked out of a strip club...yay
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PostPosted: Sat, 09.01.07 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

congrats, how?
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.03.07 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yeah, I was with these two beautiful girls the other night. Wonderful girls. The night was going great until they started using all sorts of horrible four-letter words. Horrible, horrible four letter words, like "can't"..."won't"..."don't"..."stop."

God Damn I love this site... my goal is to be as big of an asshole as this guy and just not give a damn. Yea, I know i'm already a huge asshole but I'm setting the bar higher now... hilarity will ensue
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