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rose



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PostPosted: Mon, 08.25.08 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aw....i miss you guys! perhaps we should have a new poll, now that we're all a little more grown up, sexually liberated, and have more access to mdma/other sex-inhancing drugs.


ps i still don't enjoy sucking cock just for the fun of it, and i also sill stand by my previous statements

pps just wondering, did any of the guys take crissy's advice and try blowing a penis-shaped vegetable?
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PostPosted: Mon, 08.25.08 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt)) (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt)) wrote:

ps
let's be honest, soco is way sluttier than the betties

can i get a hell yea!
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rain



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man, this is such good waking up material. I feel optimistic for the day.

I think the highlights were the brotherly duals, joel's comparison of shit and sugar, crissy's honesty despite the cost, and king kharl's sweetness (aw).

I laughed a lot at Luke's poop adventures (say it with an echo and it makes you think of a comic book series), mostly because there was something endearing to imagine Luke's appreciation of poop art.
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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raindrops on whiskers and boxes on boats, these are a few of my favorite quotes:

rain wrote:
I doubt that I would have the same consideration for a bunch of guys as apposed to one guy that I loved.


...phew...just...phew...


Monster wrote:
Evan put it best in his theory of MAS, mutually assured satisfaction.


why is this not a thing people say now, that is almost as good a term as the "blackout gambit"????


I wrote:
And then he would donkey punch the cows.


Now that's a punchline, not to mention a punchline!


rain wrote:
I doubt that I would have the same consideration for a bunch of guys as apposed to one guy that I loved.


...yeaaaaaaah?...


Luke wrote:
I like taking a crap in a girls mouth then having her spit it out and draw stick figures on my chest with my own feces, then we go to the local carousel and talk about the stars.


not mentioned on this website


Chappy wrote:
I'm 99% certain (or maybe 18%) that you should not try to use numbers again.


This still makes me laugh more than anything.


rain wrote:
I doubt that I would have the same consideration for a bunch of guys as apposed to one guy that I loved.


Except this.
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trisarahtops



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, usually you're way more subtle when trying to neg a girl into bed.
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rain



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's funny Evan, but this is out of your element. Ignoring the reason that this is funny and trying to understand my deep, naive, and romantic past thoughts... I think I was mostly expressing that I get really excited and engaged with someone that I love and didn't know if I would with someone I didn't love ... but that girl was naive and hard to understand
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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blackout gambit is way better than MAS. blackout gambit is OED worthy in my opinion because that happens at least a million times around the planet every night, and has hitherto been unnamed.

T-shirt ideas: I Play Blackout Gambit.
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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

couldn't you say the same about MAS?
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the BEEJ



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROCOBaller wrote:
couldn't you say the same about MAS?


cant it be both
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tease



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.26.08 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rain wrote:
but that girl was naive and hard to understand


Just goes to show things never really change.
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PostPosted: Wed, 08.27.08 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lady wrote:
rain wrote:
but that girl was naive and hard to understand


Just goes to show things never really change.


shit, where did that new heckle rating system go????
wth ~ 9.347
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rain



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PostPosted: Wed, 08.27.08 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lady wrote:
rain wrote:
but that girl was naive and hard to understand


Just goes to show things never really change.


Why do I feel like this isn't a heckle, but rather something you're saying that I'm not understanding? Are you making a reference to yourself? Cuz surely, you don't think I'm naive Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 08.27.08 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LittleDutchGirl wrote:
Furthermore, if you look at the Bonobo, which along with the Chimpanzee is most similar genetically and morphologically with humans, you will find some very, very interesting sexual behavior: male on female; female on female, including oral genital stimulation; male on male (penis fencing amongst other things, I swear I am not kidding)


would that be banned on youtube, or not? just wondering
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