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PostPosted: Thu, 08.14.08 5:45 pm    Post subject: i can has large hadron collider...now...no, now....not yet Reply with quote

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/emergingtech/0,1000000183,39458691,00.htm

You have got to be fucking with me! I seriously do think I will accomplish all of my life goals before this motherfucker gets switched on! FUCK!

The consensus in the scientific community is that these collisions will shed new light as to how awesome explosions can be even when they are really small. Another good reason scientists give for colliding protons is that it will help us develop our understanding of what happens in nature when a giant machine smashes two protons together.
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PostPosted: Sun, 09.07.08 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/sep/08/particlephysics.physics

Wednesday's not really good for me as far as world-ending, maybe this will get pushed back another week?
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PostPosted: Sun, 09.07.08 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, at least I am DJing on Tuesday night--which should be Wednesday in Europe because of the whole time change thing--so hopefully we can all go out with a drunken bang. A big drunken bang.
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.08.08 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i really hope i don't cease to exist tomorrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 09.09.08 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html

Protons get bitch-slapped around 9 am there, 2 am here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080910/ap_on_sc/big_bang
I guess we all survived...

Quote:
Evans, who has been working on the project since its inception in 1984.


what a nerd...a rich nerd.
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freya wrote:

I guess we all survived...


Don't be too sure until checking the official site:

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tdogg wrote:
Well, at least I am DJing on Tuesday night--which should be Wednesday in Europe because of the whole time change thing--so hopefully we can all go out with a drunken bang. A big drunken bang.


That's how i always kind of hoped i'd go out. but in my head, it was less of a cataclysmic bang and more of a overwhelmingly orgasmic bang
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

does the google picture today have to do with this proton circling machine?
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are precious.

Also, April, my first (clock) alarm had no effect on me, I'm pretty sure I literally threw it against the wall. My second (phone) alarm prompted me to turn off my phone, and when I turned it on again just now, your SMS had me thinking, "April should join a union so she can blow off work."

What I'm saying is that I make my own black holes after I get rick rolled, and if I don't get rick rolled then I make no black holes. tolls. rolls.
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rolls?
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And it was just turned on today, but it hasn't been fired yet. more waiting til destruction!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7604293.stm
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Engineers celebrated the success with champagne, but a certain brand of beer was not on the menu."

Didn't know you were biking across Europe with protons.
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because we all need another reason to drink:

http://io9.com/5047688/the-large-hadron-collider-drinking-game
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.10.08 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, the Atlantic was tough but I powered through. I want to be the first one in the black hole... you know what Im sayin'???
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