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PostPosted: Sat, 04.11.09 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JHess wrote:
That's why there's no Jewish comedians.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Shaffir
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PostPosted: Sat, 04.11.09 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tdogg wrote:
JHess wrote:
That's why there's no Jewish comedians.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Shaffir


or jerry seinfield...
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JHess wrote:
jwillgoesfast wrote:
I guess God didn't create you with a sense of humor, Josh?
Along with pork, leavened bread, christmas, friday nights, and foreskin, God doesn't allow Jews a sense of humor. That's why there's no Jewish comedians.


Oh, Hess. Of all the things you have posted on this board, this is the both the most demonstrably wrong and the least funny (the double kiss of death). In addition to the names already posted, we can't forget about Lenny Bruce, Henny Youngman, Jon Stewart, the Marx Brothers, etc...

Also, Jews dominated vaudeville throughout the early part of the 20th century. Fuck, having written this it's now obvious that Jews INVENTED comedy, probably because we had to figure out a way to get through a couple of 5 hour seders every year. Happy Passover.

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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

incredibly...deep...sigh...
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jackie Mason, David Brenner, Sacha Baron Cohen, etc. I just assumed Hess was being sarcastic.
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woody Allen?
Rodney Dangerfield?
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I missed the sarcastic intent, mea very culpa.
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JHess wrote:
jwillgoesfast wrote:
I guess God didn't create you with a sense of humor, Josh?
Along with pork, leavened bread, christmas, friday nights, and foreskin, God doesn't allow Jews a sense of humor. That's why there's no Jewish comedians.


Way to ruin this thread, Hess!
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon, 04.13.09 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrDoug (has yellow fever too!) wrote:
If I missed the sarcastic intent, mea very culpa.
Have we met?
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.14.09 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Heaven HJs be the shit ya'll
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.14.09 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JHess wrote:
DrDoug (has yellow fever too!) (has yellow fever too!) wrote:
If I missed the sarcastic intent, mea very culpa.
Have we met?


No, but I think you know my parents, Abe and Becky Culpa.
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.15.09 9:35 pm    Post subject: RIMJOB.org Reply with quote

Watch "A Storm is Gathering"
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PostPosted: Thu, 04.16.09 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have't read this thread thouroughly cause it's kinda long and all...but...is Hess making fun of his ppl? Cause THAT would be funny
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PostPosted: Thu, 04.16.09 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GsUqpRvyNI

1:00 to 1:22
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