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slimjimkin



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PostPosted: Wed, 03.17.10 8:52 am    Post subject: St Patricks Day Dinner Reply with quote

The Cheek house will be hosting a traditional Irish Dinner tonight (3-17). Cornbeef, Cabbage, potatoes, and a Roast will be served in honor of St. Patrick ridding the island of Ireland of snakes and also giving us a reason to drink Car bombs and whiskey.

Any additional Irish food or drink will be welcomed with a Sl?ćinte.
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Gook



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PostPosted: Wed, 03.17.10 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the head.

The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.

The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, é─˙Spit it out! Spit it out, you jerk!é─¨
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Wed, 03.17.10 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do I make Guiness turn green?
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ROCOBaller



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PostPosted: Thu, 03.18.10 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks cheeks and michael for hosting - 'twas delicious Smile
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Doege



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PostPosted: Thu, 03.18.10 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'you jerk' ...not a good enough expletive. the way i heard it was 'you dirty bastard'..just to give it a slightly stronger finish.
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