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Supafunky



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PostPosted: Fri, 04.23.10 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"No man can do this. A man may have a harem with 100 women in it, but he cané─˘t fuck all of them in one night. Whereas Catherine fucks 100 men in a night with some regularity, and with little difficulty except a bit of soreness between the thighs. Then, you realize why men have guarded, enslaved and punished women for millenia. Because every woman can do this.

Not that it takes any great physical ability. And certainly no mental talent. Of course, it takes stamina. But just about any reasonably healthy young or middle-aged woman can plunk herself down on a coffee table or park bench and spread her legs for numerous men to fuck her as she strokes and sucks and plays with the various cocks that surround her.

And yet it is an achievement. Even a great achievement. Because, though every woman can do this, most women doné─˘té─ţfor fear of being labeled a slut, or because no one asks them, or because they are so indoctrinated into the idea of one man per woman, that it doesné─˘t even occur to them."
é─ţ The Gangbang Aesthete by Dr. Susan Block
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PostPosted: Fri, 04.23.10 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Supafunky wrote:
"No man can do this. A man may have a harem with 100 women in it, but he cané─˘t fuck all of them in one night. ...


I call bullshit. I can fuck 100 women in one night. I believe gangbang etiquette dictates that each guy gets a minute then the next guy steps up. I have sustained a hard on and have fucked for over 100 minutes multiple times.

One doesn't have to come in all 100 women for it to count. The females in gangbangs don't come with every guy (probably don't come at all during the session). Plus, I can come and still stay erect which will only enable me to get a higher pitch count. In conclusion, tell dr. susan block and 99 of her friends to suck it (and sit on it).

Supafunky wrote:
The Gangbang Aesthete by Dr. Susan Block

Classiest porn title ever.
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PostPosted: Fri, 04.23.10 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Why did you dump this in a quote thread when it's obviously a topic for its own thread?"

-Genius
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Supafunky



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PostPosted: Wed, 06.02.10 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If you were blind it would be kind of touching." - Aaron Hopwood
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PostPosted: Wed, 06.02.10 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"you cream well" - Whitney Koenigseder

"Dont come on me" - turk
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PostPosted: Thu, 06.03.10 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a text message convo with max barowski (who hasn't texted me since he lived here)

Max 2:07 am: Buttsex
Me 8:10 am: No thank you
Max 10:16 am: Sorry...I may have beeen a little drunk last night and having texting terrets
Me 10:46 am: It was a fun thing to wake up to
Max 10:47 am: Haha its not in real life tho let me assure you!
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PostPosted: Mon, 06.07.10 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jake, drunk, at a small party involving our friend Jessica and some of her lame friends

Jake: So are you girls worried?
Girls: Worried?
Jake: Yeah, aren't yall worried about Jessica's back?
Girls: Um, why would we be worried about Jessica's back?
Jake: Because she's been carrying this team all fucking night.
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PostPosted: Mon, 06.14.10 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yer not really pissed until ye shit yerself"
-Old NZ farmer
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PostPosted: Mon, 06.21.10 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"party time is always better when ur on brownies"

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PostPosted: Sat, 07.10.10 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Announcer during WUCC Mixed Championship:

"obviously this presentation brought to you by mitsubishi. If you can pay to make it to worlds, you can buy a new car. Thats what theyre saying. Im pretty sure."
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Michael



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.03.10 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the back of a tow truck in California:

GM Towing "You blow 'em, We tow 'em"
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PostPosted: Tue, 08.03.10 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon!" - me

Yelling for Leflar to get the watermelon before it rolled into the highway at Tontitown Liquor.
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PostPosted: Thu, 08.05.10 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*after pulling into a taco bell line with frat guys in a white bed truck two cars infront of me and army d-bags in a blue civic directly infront of me*

I order after watching these two cars jaw at each other for a while...
while waiting in line....the driver of the civic gets out and threatens a couple guys in the bed of the truck and is taking forever, so i get out and grab him by the collar and tell him to...

"hurry up and hit someone or get the fuck out of the way"

they both receive their order and leave and the guy behind the window says...

"here, do you want these two chicken burritos we shorted those assholes?"

-- one i ate and the other is in jacob perrry's fridge.

best sober drunk night in a long time.
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Thu, 08.05.10 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RandomHero wrote:
-- one i ate and the other is in jacob perrry's fridge.


I doubt the other one is still in his fridge.
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Jacob



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PostPosted: Thu, 08.05.10 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elvin wrote:
RandomHero wrote:
-- one i ate and the other is in jacob perrry's fridge.


I doubt the other one is still in his fridge.

Hey man fuck you... but yeah, I ate it.
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