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Chuck



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PostPosted: Mon, 07.30.12 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"YOLO, baby!" - International Scott Brown, about 5 times per minute while at Colorado Cup, and

"Get out of the shade, ROOKIE!" - about 2 times per minute
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Supafunky



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.28.12 7:17 pm    Post subject: Overheard at TX 2 Finger Reply with quote

Boy - "You better be careful with that. you're going to shit your pants."

JP - "I'm ok. I'll just go to the woods. They are right there."

Boy - "Those woods aren't going to help you if you shit your pants."
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PostPosted: Tue, 08.28.12 7:24 pm    Post subject: in Chicago Reply with quote

Boy - "You could offer a hobo $200 and he still wouldn't get that tattoo."

MH - "That's the difference between me and a hobo; I make better life choices."
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Cam Wow



Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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Location: Faytown

PostPosted: Mon, 09.24.12 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tuck says to Holly from the girls team tonight...

"if our journeys never cross again, promise me that when you die......you'll donate your brain to science"
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Tue, 09.25.12 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was after a 10-minute discussion about her dreams to be a "sassy black woman", and 20 minutes of how she rolls around in grass even though she's allergic...
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SharpWill28



Joined: 28 Feb 2009
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Location: Fayetteville

PostPosted: Tue, 09.25.12 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie Ride this weekend

Player from NSU jumps and throws a hammer

Me: "Bo, call a travel"
Bo: "Travel"
NSU: "What?"
Me: "You can't jump and throw a disc"
NSU "Yes I can"
Me: ....
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Elvin



Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party

PostPosted: Tue, 09.25.12 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did he Tebow pray after he scored?
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whitney



Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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Location: last weekend

PostPosted: Thu, 09.27.12 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I dont know how y'all feel about the environment....but it's just a little mercury."

-plant controller for one of the largest utility companies in the midwest before openly explaining how they dump 5 gallons of mercury into a nearby water source on a weekly basis
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tease



Joined: 19 Aug 2005
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Location: in your kitchen

PostPosted: Thu, 09.27.12 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If you start a rumor, you know it'll end on the Maury show!"
-Maury Povich

"I mean, if she was even willing to sleep with ME, lord knows who else she was with!"
-he WAS the baby's daddy

"I'm 'bout to go get me some food, MAKE DAT MONEY!"
-he WAS lying about sleeping with her sister
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ROCOBaller



Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Location: your mom's house

PostPosted: Thu, 10.25.12 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Larkin - Can I get into George's Saturday night?

Me - No, but that is probably bc the harvest party isn't there and I doubt they'd let you in

Larkin - Where is the after party?

Me - The amp

Larkin - With a musical guest?!?!?!

Me - We have a band and a dj set up

Larkin - Nick?

Me - Haha, he is in Australia. Since May. DJ Shortfuze.

Larkin - I'm gonna get my freak on

Me - I might have to quote you on that
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Sun, 10.28.12 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It's not gay if it's a hate crime" - Leflar
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Mon, 10.29.12 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Hey Bustin, you good to play?'
'No.'
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Fri, 11.30.12 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Blake Griffin: red-headed albino.
Black ginger.
Blin-ger." - S. Tucker
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PostPosted: Sun, 01.20.13 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You're irrelevant but for the sake of symmetry, I'm going to put my arm around you too." Will Sharp, to a hot girl at the bar
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.01.13 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'I don't want people to think I've slept with people I haven't slept with.' -whitdogg
'Really? I always want people to think I've slept with people I haven't slept with.' -Sharp Will
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