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PostPosted: Sun, 02.10.13 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to clarify, I would not last 12 minutes - mills
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PostPosted: Mon, 02.11.13 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Abe Coffin had more turnovers than I had completions this weekend" -Kreps
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PostPosted: Sat, 02.16.13 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overheard while jerking in a circular manner:
"...and there were all these girls at the party making out."
"Were they hot?"
"No, they were lesbians."
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PostPosted: Wed, 02.20.13 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While brainstorming ways to get a girl to stop liking him:
"Maybe I should invite her over for a threesome and then leave!"
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PostPosted: Wed, 02.20.13 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

done it. makes 'em mad, 70% chance they'll leave you alone.
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.21.13 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck wrote:
While brainstorming ways to get a girl to stop liking him:
"Maybe I should invite her over for a threesome and then leave!"


and then give me an address
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.21.13 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tease wrote:
done it. makes 'em mad, 70% chance they'll leave you alone.

She was probably in the 30%.

Elvin wrote:
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and then give me an address

That's pure genius. After Cameron left, it would be you and me and this wild girl to run the camera.
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PostPosted: Sun, 02.24.13 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"At least I was right" - king kharl, in reference to getting strep at Kaimaina and going to the doctor to confirm after being told he was probably only ill from lack of sleep and drinking
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PostPosted: Mon, 02.25.13 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck wrote:
tease wrote:
done it. makes 'em mad, 70% chance they'll leave you alone.

She was probably in the 30%.

Elvin wrote:
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and then give me an address

That's pure genius. After Cameron left, it would be you and me and this wild girl to run the camera.


I'll take it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 03.06.13 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

me, at work, to a guy waiting on the restroom.

"you know my favorite part of this job is talking to the fellas headed into the bathroom"

then

"was that an awkward thing to say?"
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PostPosted: Sun, 03.24.13 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like my martinis like I like my humping - dry! - Evan McB
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PostPosted: Sat, 06.01.13 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elvin, visiting Champagne and Ramsey in Boston: "you have female friends too, right? I'm okay with grimy."
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PostPosted: Mon, 06.17.13 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That's the thing about those frisbee kids, they like to party"- local in Versailles at creekside
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PostPosted: Fri, 06.21.13 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

king kharl to Will while they were grinding on each other in Will's living room-

'How long have you liked to dance?!?!'





and then they rubbed their boners on each other
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PostPosted: Fri, 06.21.13 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will: I have a raging LeBroner right now.
king kharl: yeah, I'm about to jack off too so...

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