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Elvin



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PostPosted: Tue, 11.26.13 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'I would never fuck a guy while he's fucking a guy. That's just gay.' -EvanMcB
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Tue, 11.26.13 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Is your nephew trying to get laid?' -me
'What!? No. He's only 18.' -WhitDawg
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tease



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PostPosted: Sat, 12.07.13 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You'd make a great whore. I mean crack whore." -my boo.
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Sun, 12.15.13 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While on various illegal substances:
"thus much fun should be illegal! " - Ac

Uh. Yeah.
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Jacob



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PostPosted: Mon, 12.16.13 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I was about to put my finger in my asshole on your teeth. While making a fart"

Yep.
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ROCOBaller



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PostPosted: Mon, 12.23.13 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'tis the season of giving" - Andrea
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PostPosted: Mon, 01.20.14 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'Passion of Christ' is the only movie I have ever snuck in to," -Tulsa Clark
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PostPosted: Fri, 01.24.14 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whitney: We're related so we can't have sex with each other

Kern: That doesn't mean we can't have sex on each other
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.29.14 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: Hey Doug, do you get called on travels a lot?
Doug: I do. I like to travel. I already bought a ticket to Florida for
Spring Break.
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PostPosted: Sun, 02.02.14 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I fart like a champion I'm sorry people don't have my skills - Mills
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PostPosted: Wed, 05.07.14 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't want anything to do with the penis or the balls."

-Sadie
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PostPosted: Fri, 06.13.14 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love it when I laugh so hard I toot. -- Jody
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PostPosted: Sat, 07.12.14 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Matty, did you bring your party purse?"- Andrea

"Yes....wait, did you mean my nut sac?" -Matty J
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PostPosted: Mon, 07.28.14 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Hey, find something to throw out the window at that wedding party!"

-the mayor of crested butte
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Thu, 07.31.14 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tease wrote:
"Hey, find something to throw out the window at that wedding party!"

-the mayor of crested butte


Is the mayor of Crested Butte kinda like the mayor of Portland and y'all just hang out and he gives you missions?
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