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Chuck



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PostPosted: Thu, 07.31.14 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Those two are perfect for each other because they're both ******* nuts!"

"I like all beans except lima beans. Those are f***** up. "
Corey D.
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Elvin



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Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party

PostPosted: Tue, 08.05.14 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Victor - 'Is that king kharl? Last time I saw him he had a very nice man haircut.'
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Jacob



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PostPosted: Tue, 08.05.14 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wes wrote:
I fuck sinks! I fuck sinks! Sinks and goats are different animals.

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Andria



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PostPosted: Fri, 10.03.14 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Next time you see on of your students on their phone, you should tell them they won't find a cold hot dog on there." -Andy Dunn

"Colby just motorboated my weiner. It felt pretty good."- Dave Hilgeman
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And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God!
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Tue, 11.18.14 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really a quote, but when Jacob P. hit that little runt dog with the pull at fall league last night, it was pretty funny.

Or it gave me a justice boner. Not sure which is which anymore.
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Mon, 01.12.15 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I didn't realize how sketch the Electric Cowboy was until April said she doesn't go there." - (top talent) Pat
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Tue, 03.03.15 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best/most obnoxious player in Fayetteville ultimate was telling me this heartfelt story about his favorite board/card game that he played with his brother growing up:

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First, you lay all the cards out, face-down on the table. On your turn, you flip over one card, then you flip over another.
If they match...


DAMMIT CASEY
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Fri, 03.13.15 6:28 pm    Post subject: This is both funny and really disturbing. Reply with quote

https://www.facebook.com/brammer.alexander/posts/2005136930287?pnref=story

And in the time it took me to post this, Axl burned 95 calories!

#dub
#keto
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Andria



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PostPosted: Fri, 07.24.15 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When April tells you to get off the golf cart, you get off the golf cart - Maddy Brown
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PostPosted: Wed, 07.29.15 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"never hire old men to your job" - courtney
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i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack
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Andria



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PostPosted: Sat, 12.05.15 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whitney: if anybody is going to rape you, they should bring a rawhide
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PostPosted: Wed, 12.23.15 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Have you ever tried getting field space in Springdale? I know the new parks director there and could introduce you. His name is Bill Mock," - my next door neighbor
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mabrown



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PostPosted: Thu, 01.14.16 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Do you care if I lick it"



April, staring deep into Will's eyes, holding the TV remote control that she had just spilled melted chocolate all over.
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PostPosted: Thu, 01.14.16 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I wonder what it's like to be finger banged by an NBA player" April
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PostPosted: Sat, 01.16.16 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That's the best penis joke I've made all day, and I peed on my phone earlier" William sharp
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