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LittleDutchGirl



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PostPosted: Mon, 04.12.04 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just watch the teeth. A little bit of playful pain is OK, just don't overdo it.
Be nice. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 04.12.04 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joel, Thanks, I like your moves.

Chappy, Again, Nail on the head.

Crissy, if it wasn't clear in my other posts, Yes, very much I do like to be giving the getting to the off.

Marv, Mary Kate and Ashley sure do bring to life in all men that desire to hunt and gather, don't they?

king kharl, I do believe your IQ is over 200.

And to finish off this post, a quote from the new (April 1-7) edition of Dan Savage's inimitable and essential sex and love advice column, Savage Love (available online at www.theonion.com):

"Who tells women that oral sex - giving and getting - is standard these days, and that any model that comes without it should be returned to the lot? Me."
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.13.04 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, Hien, that was a clever comback!

I agree with Chappy tho and the two aren't neccesarily related. Do you gnaw on a chicken bone (or the like)?

Obviously you're not eating a penis when you're giving head...or arrrrre you?

Also, Crissy your question led me to believe that you don't get off while getting someone else off (and not getting off in the sense that you orgasm, cuz it's kinda hard for us ladies to get off that easily Wink , but rather in the sense that you get reeeaaally excited) if that is the case, it may have a lot to do with who you're getting off and your level of care for them. "Them" is a key word here. I doubt that I would have the same consideration for a bunch of guys as apposed to one guy that I loved.

If you're wondering... I get perty excited. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.13.04 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i don't know. As a whole the betties could very well be sluttier, just because more of them do stuff then just the 4 of you on the team that do twice as much stuff.


4 of the members of Soco do twice as much "stuff" as the betty individuals, but the Betty team is sluttier because more of their members do that kinda "stuff." Is that what you were saying, king kharl?
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.13.04 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rain wrote:
Hey, hien (i'm in asian gang bitches), that was a clever comback!



it was rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))...all rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))... i dont gnaw on anything... Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ho,k. guys, last night we found a good example of why some girls don't like to give head. go to the kitchen right now and get a large cucumber, carrot, squash, ect. for those that are not as large, well, you know. now shove it down mouth and move it in and out. continue this process for about 5 minuites(about the same time it take for you to cum). maybe after this exercise you will be a little more understanding and will try to cum a little sooner.

by the way, i'm sick of this discussion, and it was my idea.
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Jacob



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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I got off while I had that large cucumber, carrot, squash, ect. in my mouth.
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with Chappy on the ultimate goals of most of his post. However, I think his approach (simply telling people to grow up) is not constructive.

Therefore, Heather and I are volunteering to teach the first pleasures of oral sex class: Fellatio, Analingus, and Cunnilingus for Everybody (FACE 101). Please call my cell (479-422-0350) to register.

Upon graduation from this class, you'll be ready to go to Chappy and Liz's Eating it - Advanced Techniques In Tounging (EAT IT 102). Remember to bring your Twinkies.
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5 Minutes?

Look nobody said oral sex was easy. We're saying it is rewarding. Come to my FACE 101 class and we'll demonstrate basic exercises to improve your longevity and techniques to use so it's not always about the strain on your jaw.

BTW, eating pussy isn't always easy either. You try sticking your tounge out of your mouth for over 15 minutes (minimum) and wiggling it the entire time. Hard? Now hold your nose at the same time!
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

can we test out of EAT IT 102 and head into the use chicken in GNAW 103 with Rain and Joel?
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Supafunky wrote:
I Heather and I are volunteering to teach the first pleasures of oral sex class: Fellatio, Analingus, and Cunnilingus for Everybody (FACE 101). Please call my cell (479-422-0350) to register.

Upon graduation from this class, you'll be ready to go to Chappy and Liz's Eating it - Advanced Techniques In Tounging (EAT IT 102). Remember to bring your Twinkies.



I can't wait for the lecture on minding the boys!
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kdoe wrote:
i would rather make sure my lover gets off more than me otherwise why would they ever come back for more.

good question, king kharl
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PostPosted: Wed, 04.14.04 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny shit jody, reminds me of Monty Python's the Meaning Of Life when the professor is nailing his wife and all the boys are looking around, very bored.
and yinglinger, are you sure thats a question?
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PostPosted: Thu, 04.15.04 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well my point was just to make fun of king kharl... "why would they ever come back for more" is definitely a question that i'd ask of any girl who "dated" king kharl.
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PostPosted: Thu, 04.15.04 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingling...dude...what the fuck are you talking about? Marv...that was an excellent call out on Yinling's post. I just sat down an read this entire thread. Here's how I rank the level of intelligence (from smartest to you, Yingling) of posts by name:

1)Me
2)Evan/Chappy/Joel/Marv
3)king kharl (actually...he should be first)
4)
5)John champagne
6)
7)Hess
8 )a small rodent
9)
10)
11-whatever)-any girl who posted
dead last) Yingling

I hate to have to do it elementry school style, but for real, the girls' posts were equal to that of a 6th grader. For real...get your shit together.

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