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bwb



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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 9:40 am    Post subject: funny onion stuff, im bored Reply with quote

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22Dec. 21)
Be assured that the Author of all Creation has a plan for you. Unfortunately, it involves a hackneyed "evil twin" plot twist you'll see coming a mile away.


Aquarius: (Jan. 20Feb. 1Cool
You never thought you'd do anything to set the world on fire, but after a three-month arson investigation, that's what the U.N. tribunal will determine.

Taurus: (April. 20May 20)
Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.

Aries: (March 21April 19)
Buy yourself some extremely long bed sheets. You'll be making an escape rope out of them very soon.


another good one, human rights and the us, what do you think?

http://theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4102
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where are you now?
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another thing to do while you're bored...

go to googlism.com and type in your name. its fun!
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justine checking something

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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, this is the coolest thing ever!

Wish I had something to say . . .
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rachel_lea21 wrote:
Where are you now?
hah, wish i knew, back in dublin, heading to fayetteville on 22nd
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mandar wrote:
another thing to do while you're bored...

go to googlism.com and type in your name. its fun!
i got nothing Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

International Scott Brown is one of these
International Scott Brown is an architect
International Scott Brown is dead
International Scott Brown is a christian country artist
International Scott Brown is that they are still alive
International Scott Brown is perhaps best recognized for his years as the farm news director at ctv saskatchewan
International Scott Brown is ranked no
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PostPosted: Wed, 01.12.05 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ludicrous speed is currently ranked
ludicrous speed is growing
ludicrous speed is a local team/car club based in rhode island
ludicrous speed is
ludicrous speed is none other than meself
ludicrous speed is a local pop punk band that delivers
ludicrous speed is more than we really need
ludicrous speed is here
ludicrous speed is tantalizing
ludicrous speed is like
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PostPosted: Thu, 01.13.05 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

International Scott Brown is an african
International Scott Brown is the real thing
International Scott Brown is certainly no stranger to oval track stock car racing
International Scott Brown is a professor and head of the educational psychology department at the university of connecticut
International Scott Brown is dead
International Scott Brown is undoubtedly one of the most important figures to come out of the scottish music scene
International Scott Brown is renowned for her designs and urban planning; recent works include penn's perelman quadrangle and various urban planning projects in miami beach
International Scott Brown is back for his senior season and will need to keep this unit focused in the new formation
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PostPosted: Thu, 01.13.05 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

joel brown is one of mors most experienced members
joel brown is one wrestler that i will never forget
joel brown is the bastard
joel brown is a superb
joel brown is perhaps our most well
joel brown is no different
joel brown is doing well at allan university while all
joel brown is artist in residence at skidmore college; matthew ardizzone is a faculty member at nazareth college; sten isachsen is on the faculty of
joel brown is a lawyer in the firm of miller
joel brown is in position 4 at the end of the lap
joel brown is heading this event which is the second shoot held at this location this year
joel brown is the team leader
joel brown is available for comment
joel brown is in his first year at the university of florida
joel brown is the tv and radio columnist and writes about online issues for the daily southtown on the south side of chicago
joel brown is an augusta native
joel brown is a respected
joel brown is a writer for the boston globe
joel brown is enumerated as joel brown 1850 ashe co nc # 1139e
joel brown is another recording you just might find enjoyable
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PostPosted: Fri, 01.14.05 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um....I tried Laura Billeaudeau, got no results....tried Laura:

laura is new
laura is a racist and a total phony
laura is full of it
laura is a big skinny idiot
laura is no hillary
laura is hardly a sympathetic martyr
laura is a sadistic witch
laura is like playing with fire
laura is a lesbian and fucks chickens
laura is such a bitch it is unnatural
laura is licking the last drop of ben's sperm from his cock
laura is behind this
laura is luke's heart & humanity
laura is your god
laura is out at wptt
laura is a 39 year old 5ft 5 1/2 in
laura is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
laura is now keen to put the publicity behind her and was diplomatic when asked what she felt about mr brown's intervention
laura is an acoustic craftsman
laura is keen on sending messages in odd ways
laura is good emma is dumb
laura is a tremendous person
laura is good in bed
laura is currently undergoing simultaneous seed multiplication in south australia
laura is mainly interested in passing moral judgements
laura is also very versatile
laura is confused
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PostPosted: Sun, 01.16.05 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There were about a hundred, but here are a few that i can really relate to:

renata is being tormented by demons that only she can see
renata is reputed as a extremely flexible and reliable battery source
renata is indeed shiny
renata is linked to the elvis empire
renata is a 5 year old rottweiler mix
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PostPosted: Mon, 01.17.05 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some eerily apt returns plus some other odd ones...

michael chapman is probably better known in germany than in his native
michael chapman is currently doing some production work
michael chapman is long overdue
michael chapman is excellent
michael chapman is reduced to running a failing talent agency for child stars
michael chapman is incorrect in his theory that environmental education is funded by al gore to
michael chapman is geroemd om zijn innovatieve en intensieve gitaarspel
michael chapman is not currently available
michael chapman is a licensed hair stylist in n
michael chapman is een werkelijke muzikale ?survivor? in de beste betekenis van het woord
michael chapman is probably the best personification of this dying breed


Well, that was a fun five minutes.
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PostPosted: Mon, 01.17.05 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justine is not intentionally bad
justine is seed # 4 and gets a bye in the first round
justine is not intentionally bad
justine is a consumate live presenter
justine is not a good girl
justine is torn and guilty
justine is an institution
justine is serving a long sentence with no chance of parole
justine is known more for its $20 spanking sessions than its culinary offerings
justine is freed on bail
justine is forced to cope with years of mundane normalcy
justine is a star
justine is one act you will not want to miss
justine is one of the most favoured high tech cosmetic and skin care products available in south Africa
justine is an exception
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