Ongoing Funny Quote Wall - Leave Your Quotes

bwb · Last edited by bwb on Fri, 09.30.05 1:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

Post your qutes! Perm Stickified. Describe context if needed.

Rules
1. Has to be said out loud by someone at some point.
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bwb · Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 12:42 pm Post subject:

"if a tree falls in a forest does it still make a sound? If I am drunk but nobody remembers it was I still drunk?" -rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))
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“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag

Jacob · Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 1427

"Great idea on the ongoing funny quote wall with the Perm Stickified, ben ben"

-Jacob
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Bitches, Leave.
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Monster · Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2824 Location: Da Club

"I give that heckle an 8.2." - marv
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bwb · Posted: Fri, 09.23.05 6:58 pm Post subject:

hah, shit i have to get another quote in order to post here, rules are you have to hear it so stop it assholes or ill have my lover Bill Mock fine your shitty ass club again, you know our love is a sacred bond and he cares not for rules or ethical behavior (especially in bed).

"Girls are stupid and can easily be made to forget what's bothering
them when a guy is romantic." - A Girl
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“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag

joyness · Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2045 Location: Fayettenam

this one time, in the hot tub, I said
"Champagne, what did Leflar just say? Help me remember it so I can write it on ben ben's quote page."
And Champagne said "yeah, right, you aren't going to remember this in the morning."
and he was right Shocked

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evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

"That joke never gets old, and I should know...I'm immortal."

I had lunch with a highlander.
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douchepocalypse

RandomHero · Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1331

"officer, could you hold my beer while i get my registration"

joyness · Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2045 Location: Fayettenam

"why, what did he do, and am I in trouble if I say yes?"
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"Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin

brown · Joined: 15 Oct 2003 Posts: 1613 Location: Gwada

evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

"Oh my God, you look Sooooo like your brother [without the beard]. I love you like that."
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Monster · Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Posts: 2824 Location: Da Club

who said that?
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"Trust me—there's nothing out there for you to find," Speth said. "You're wasting your life. The sooner you realize you have no self to discover, the sooner you can get on with what's truly important: celebrity magazines, snack foods, and Internet porn."

evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

Nada. Then she told me not to come on so strong.

Ha ha. Not really.
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bwb · Posted: Sat, 10.01.05 12:16 pm Post subject:

"I'm a princess damit." -AJ

"Shit I look good anywhere." (in reference to riding on a motorcycle and how hot that looks) -AH
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“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag

joyness · Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 2045 Location: Fayettenam

what was written on my arm this morning ....
"He said 'lick my finger' and I said 'OK'"
w.doss

and

"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
the girl that drank a disc last night
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"Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin