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PostPosted: Thu, 09.22.05 1:36 am    Post subject: Ongoing Funny Quote Wall - Leave Your Quotes Reply with quote

Post your qutes! Perm Stickified. Describe context if needed.

Rules
1. Has to be said out loud by someone at some point.
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PostPosted: Fri, 09.23.05 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"if a tree falls in a forest does it still make a sound? If I am drunk but nobody remembers it was I still drunk?" -rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))
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PostPosted: Fri, 09.23.05 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Great idea on the ongoing funny quote wall with the Perm Stickified, Ben"

-Jacob
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PostPosted: Fri, 09.23.05 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I give that heckle an 8.2." - marv
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PostPosted: Fri, 09.23.05 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hah, shit i have to get another quote in order to post here, rules are you have to hear it so stop it assholes or ill have my lover Bill Mock fine your shitty ass club again, you know our love is a sacred bond and he cares not for rules or ethical behavior (especially in bed).

"Girls are stupid and can easily be made to forget what's bothering
them when a guy is romantic." - A Girl
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.26.05 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this one time, in the hot tub, I said
"Champagne, what did Leflar just say? Help me remember it so I can write it on Ben's quote page."
And Champagne said "yeah, right, you aren't going to remember this in the morning."
and he was right Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.26.05 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That joke never gets old, and I should know...I'm immortal."

I had lunch with a highlander.
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PostPosted: Tue, 09.27.05 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"officer, could you hold my beer while i get my registration"
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PostPosted: Tue, 09.27.05 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"why, what did he do, and am I in trouble if I say yes?"
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.28.05 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

joyness wrote:
"why, what did he do, and am I in trouble if I say yes?"

Yeah Brosh jingle bell hell.
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.28.05 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh my God, you look Sooooo like your brother [without the beard]. I love you like that."
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PostPosted: Thu, 09.29.05 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

who said that?
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PostPosted: Thu, 09.29.05 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nada. Then she told me not to come on so strong.

Ha ha. Not really.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10.01.05 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm a princess damit." -AJ

"Shit I look good anywhere." (in reference to riding on a motorcycle and how hot that looks) -AH
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PostPosted: Sat, 10.01.05 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what was written on my arm this morning ....
"He said 'lick my finger' and I said 'OK'"
w.doss

and

"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
the girl that drank a disc last night
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