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bwb



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PostPosted: Sun, 10.02.05 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Somtimes its not hard to take a girls shorts off." - rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt)) (in reference to a girl passed out on our floor with jeffy with her bra on and pants off. Still out there, still passed the fuck out.)
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PostPosted: Sun, 10.02.05 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I miss fucking." -rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))
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PostPosted: Sun, 10.02.05 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I woke up and put my shorts back on, but as of her, well I didn't bother." - Jeffy Bear (picture soon)
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PostPosted: Sun, 10.02.05 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't know that, we are taking it slow." - Jeffy Bear (in reference to us asking the girls last name who was naked waist down on the dance floor)
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PostPosted: Wed, 10.05.05 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I need the sadness to cover up the fear." - rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt))
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PostPosted: Thu, 10.06.05 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I would totally be a prostitue in a heartbeat if it was legal here" -Apey
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PostPosted: Fri, 10.07.05 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I wish I had a ball to suck, damn!!!!" - Apey

"It was all I could do to not jump on the stage and start dry humping him." -AJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 10.07.05 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That's a look at what's happening around the country, here's what's happening in your neck of the woods."
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PostPosted: Sat, 10.08.05 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

t'as une minute, tu me suces une boule? (do you have a minute to spare? will you suck one of my balls?)
Megan, in france, to just about any of my friends

Bonjour, je suis Josh, je suis un chaud lapin (I am a horny rabbit)

Josh, in France, introducing himself to my friends
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RBill



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PostPosted: Sun, 10.09.05 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

now did they know they were saying these funny quotes, or was that a clever trick you played on them?
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PostPosted: Sun, 10.09.05 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Who's Optimus Prime? Is that an X-man?" - scrumtralescent Man Luke
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PostPosted: Sun, 10.09.05 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"mmmmmm pizza, now that's what I call a taco!" ~evan b. (after he heard it on SNL)
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Champagne



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PostPosted: Sun, 10.09.05 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm always to stoned to remember any quotes."

Half of the people I know... including myself...
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-Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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PostPosted: Tue, 10.11.05 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Motherfucker is the greatest thing to ever come out of the United States." - My flatmate Louis.
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PostPosted: Tue, 10.11.05 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must be crazy when they have sex. He's so tall compared to her. I bet she is all like, "Belly button, belly button, belly button..."

Neakers referring to One Casey K and One Lil Andrea.
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