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Champagne



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PostPosted: Sun, 11.13.05 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I will put my cunt in a bottle."
M to the R BKC at Chappys about 15 minutes ago.
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joyness



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PostPosted: Mon, 11.14.05 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"you are retarted" ... Casey K to Casey Boy

there's more to the context, but really, that's the best part :p
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Waterita



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PostPosted: Tue, 11.15.05 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Can we please not talk about this in front of the holy of holies," -samantha outside of St. Peter's Basilica (in regard to what ryan and danielle were discussing)
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joyness



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PostPosted: Tue, 11.15.05 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is some booze in the car.......if you want....youjust have to go and get it.....I mean....if you want just get it.....the booze.....it in the car
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Jacob



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PostPosted: Thu, 11.17.05 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm gonna post that quote, Jacob Perry"
-Casey Boy every weekend
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evan mcb



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PostPosted: Fri, 11.18.05 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: "Dude, it's like tasting your children."

John: "Dude, it's McDonald's Heaven Hill, y'all."

Then we had a cake fight.
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bwb



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PostPosted: Fri, 11.18.05 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"jesus christ think with your dick dude" - nick welch-bolen
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JHess



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PostPosted: Mon, 11.21.05 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caseyboy: Did you just fart?
Me: No.
Caseboby: Well, I did. I just didn't expect it to stink that bad.
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evan mcb



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PostPosted: Wed, 11.30.05 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Evan, you make me itch..."

-Monique. (so hot).
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Doughboy



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PostPosted: Fri, 12.02.05 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Fucked-up Mushroomy Weed from Mars!"
-The not-so-dirty (looking)-anymore Frenchman, referring to a piece of
broccoli as it was found in Dallas's pouch of tobacco.
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Doughboy



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PostPosted: Sat, 12.03.05 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ford can't lay eggs, he doesn't have balls!" -Megan
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bwb



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PostPosted: Sun, 12.04.05 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"the talked about a tone but there was no tone" -JC, refrencing the lack of tone on josh hess's voice mail

"I have conquered weed." - JC
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rachel_lea21



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PostPosted: Mon, 12.05.05 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Georgie Johnson-10 year old/3rd grade to me:

"You have evil in your blood."

Me to Georgie:

"Are you kidding me...that's AWESOME!"
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Waterita



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PostPosted: Tue, 12.06.05 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I love it when people talk about how big my penis is." ~JC
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PostPosted: Tue, 12.06.05 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justicegirl82 wrote:
"I love it when people talk about how big my penis is." ~JC


oh and

"there isn't enough water in the world to cover my penis" - JC

that was funny
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