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Champagne



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PostPosted: Fri, 08.27.10 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't pray to God. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: He looks like a good actor, and that counts. Number two, he looks like a guy that can get things done."

George Carlin
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-Faded, oh so faded. Like a memory gone, there's no recollection. - Ben Harper
-Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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Elvin



Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party

PostPosted: Sun, 08.29.10 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I promise, the white stuff turns into beer eventually."

-Rob Cheek
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.
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tease



Joined: 19 Aug 2005
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Location: in your kitchen

PostPosted: Mon, 08.30.10 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"..., we have intercourse in every direction,..."

-The Communist Manifesto

Ok, ok...it wasn't meant how it sounds, but the pamphlet might be better if it was...
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ROCOBaller



Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Location: your mom's house

PostPosted: Mon, 09.06.10 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I didn't get this far in life with my mouth closed." -Whitney
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack
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averagejoe501



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PostPosted: Wed, 09.08.10 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Jacob Perry called me. .and it was kind of awkward, I could only think about his penis." --anonymous
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Champagne



Joined: 05 Nov 2003
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Location: Fayetteville

PostPosted: Wed, 09.08.10 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
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-Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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JmeK



Joined: 26 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Wed, 09.08.10 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend, drunk, walking around the party with his balls tucked over the waistband of his pants
" I got a long scrot "
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Whoa dude....you know you cant raise your voice like that once the lion gets here
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Champagne



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PostPosted: Mon, 09.13.10 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rock is dead. Long live Paper and Scissors.
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C La Far



Joined: 25 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Sat, 09.18.10 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That girl's dress is cute...I realize I probably should have been gay when I say shit like that." - my fashion-conscious straight friend
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RandomHero



Joined: 09 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Thu, 09.23.10 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"it's your fault you didn't play open this year"

- consensus of michael, king kharl, and bustin, after not being invited emailed or anything else about the open team, and being specifically told i was not wanted on the team.
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Kearney



Joined: 02 Dec 2008
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PostPosted: Thu, 09.23.10 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Maybe she dropped it in a box of glazed donuts" - Hopwood

Think about it.
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Katherine



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PostPosted: Mon, 09.27.10 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Get Better!" - April Johnson
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Katherine



Joined: 02 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.27.10 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I just wiped down all your counter tops with a wet pair of panties." - Helen



"I wonder if they know they left that here." - what our awesome host, Perry, thought to himself when he finally woke up the next day to an empty house and saw Joy's car still in the drive way.
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ROCOBaller



Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Tue, 10.05.10 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"first base is kissing, second base is anal" - lmac at the fields on sunday

"you guys are going to think i'm dumb, but i just realized i said anal instead of oral yesterday at the fields" - lmac on the car ride home on monday
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Elvin



Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party

PostPosted: Wed, 10.13.10 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROCOBaller wrote:
"first base is kissing, second base is anal" - lmac at the fields on sunday

"you guys are going to think i'm dumb, but i just realized i said anal instead of oral yesterday at the fields" - lmac on the car ride home on monday



...so what exactly would that make 3rd?
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