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ROCOBaller



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PostPosted: Sun, 04.29.12 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This blumpkin is legally binding - nick
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Tue, 05.01.12 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about a double country blimpkin?
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.
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Andria



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PostPosted: Wed, 05.02.12 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jacob: "maggie and that girl from LA got into a bitch fest"
Corey: "who won?"
me: "Maggie. The LA bitch walked away crying."
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PostPosted: Thu, 05.03.12 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Community member: "Sara, you look tired."
Me: "yeah, I stayed up till midnight finishing a book, i just couldn't put it down"

they speak in their dialect a for a second...

community member(being serious):"Sara, you've got a good head, you must want to be like that Obama guy"
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CaseyK



Joined: 18 Jan 2010
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PostPosted: Tue, 05.08.12 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wow, romance at Gusano's" -Chuck, really loud and sarcastically after a dude proposed at Gusano's on 1/2 price night.
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ROCOBaller



Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Fri, 05.25.12 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"i'm beasting these blow jobs over here" - unnamed young male ultimate player when talking about blowing up a bunch of balloons for the gabor prom decorations
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SharpWill28



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PostPosted: Wed, 06.06.12 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While discussing whether to partake in an egg eating contest or a 5K

CaseyK: "I just looked at your link. Now I'm curious what Egg vom looks like. I'd rather have a T shirt from that competition"
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Wed, 06.06.12 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he ran the 5k.
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Thu, 06.07.12 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More CaseyK:
A player named N?Ęck on our FDA team was wearing a homemade Nike soccer jersey (i.e. Hanes undershirt with permanent marker for an emblem, Nike swoosh, jersey number, etc.)

"I thought you were sponsored by Sherlock Holmes!"

Cracked me up... but I guess that's easy to do (I'm no Kobe).
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PostPosted: Mon, 06.25.12 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While walking across a field that a girls consolation game was being played:

Girl 1: Are we taking a half?

Girl 2: We're playing to 5, do you really need half?
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Elvin



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PostPosted: Mon, 06.25.12 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SharpWill28 wrote:
While walking across a field that a girls consolation game was being played:

Girl 1: Are we taking a half?

Girl 2: We're playing to 5, do you really need half?


We were beating a team at league tonight and they had started to give up but made a little run late and when they scored again to bring it to 12-7 one of the guys said 'Alright, we're gonna go ahead and take our half now.' I like lethargic ultimate humor.
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PostPosted: Sat, 07.14.12 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"the whole time i'm getting a bj i'm just thinking how can i make this happen more often" - anonymous awkward person who prefers to be left unnamed
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PostPosted: Sat, 07.14.12 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A: I've never been to shotz before, I'm scared.

R: As well you should be! On my way...

A: Good. I don't know anyone else and I need to be near someone I've been naked with.

R: Haha. That's how I feel 90% of the time!
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PostPosted: Fri, 07.20.12 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh, I've got a dead Mexican story too!"
-sara T
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Chuck



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PostPosted: Fri, 07.27.12 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: "This drive [to Boulder] is gonna be looong"

Cam: "It's ok - I have five riddles."
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