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Chuck



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PostPosted: Mon, 06.24.13 9:22 am    Post subject: The SBCD Memorial Tournament Reply with quote

Not so much a single quote, but Jody and Jacob had a brainchild in between games at Solstice that is worth documenting.

The SC0TT BROWN Countdown to Deathtown Memorial Tournament will be held every year in honor/memory of our beloved (and not-long-for-this-world) SC0TT BROWN, with proceeds accumulating until the year in which he actually dies.

1. The winning team (in the year of the Deathtown) will get all the accumulated proceeds.
2. To be eligible for the prize, teams must have competed in the previous year's tournament.


Maybe we should have the tournament in late December, for ease of bookkeeping.
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PostPosted: Tue, 07.02.13 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm just going to sit here and rub my nipples while i yell Hodor"-Will Sharp
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PostPosted: Wed, 07.03.13 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not necessarily funny, but possibly worth repeating:
This guy
Elvin wrote:

... I get the feeling my teammates are all bigots.

said last night:
"Well if we posted on the boards every time a BLACK guy gets arrested..."

Facepalm.
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PostPosted: Wed, 07.03.13 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of which, as much as it hurts all of us..we need to get Cumbarge's mugshot up. Also, it's hard to say Cumbarge's mugshot ten times fast without saying Mugbarge's cum shot at least once.
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PostPosted: Wed, 07.03.13 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In fact, to lessen the blow, when I told him this last night he did mention that it was a nice picture at least.
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PostPosted: Wed, 07.24.13 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"nick welchbolen, shut your mouth and open your a******" - tease
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PostPosted: Sun, 08.18.13 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I respected my body I would've stayed at home. -some grrrrl at the bar right now
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PostPosted: Mon, 08.26.13 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A slightly overweight girl to our bartender:

"If you wanna hang out sometime I can stalk you."
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PostPosted: Sun, 09.01.13 6:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The SBCD Memorial Tournament Reply with quote

Chuck wrote:
Not so much a single quote, but Jody and Jacob had a brainchild in between games at Solstice that is worth documenting.

The SC0TT BROWN Countdown to Deathtown Memorial Tournament will be held every year in honor/memory of our beloved (and not-long-for-this-world) SC0TT BROWN, with proceeds accumulating until the year in which he actually dies.

1. The winning team (in the year of the Deathtown) will get all the accumulated proceeds.
2. To be eligible for the prize, teams must have competed in the previous year's tournament.


Maybe we should have the tournament in late December, for ease of bookkeeping.

Will this be happening this year?
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PostPosted: Tue, 09.03.13 5:24 pm    Post subject: Re: The SBCD Memorial Tournament Reply with quote

brown wrote:

Will this be happening this year?

TBD
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PostPosted: Mon, 09.23.13 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'I'll snap chat the mom and vine the sister.'

'Where were you when I was in high school? My stinker was missing you.'

-Hot Shannon from Saddlebock
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PostPosted: Mon, 11.11.13 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"my stomach is so full that my heart beat is causing back spasms" - bitler, during the beer mile
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PostPosted: Fri, 11.15.13 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I thought I had smelly ball smell going on over here, but it was just garlic" - mills
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PostPosted: Tue, 11.26.13 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'That's when I discovered - Yellow fever? I has it.' -Mills
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PostPosted: Tue, 11.26.13 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'If king kharl and I ever tag teamed a girl I'd be happy to fuck him in the butt.' -EvanMcB
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