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[ironethel]

"if i made waffle mix and made them on my skillet would they still come out like waffles?"

-evan hallmark

[Supafunky]

At Harvest Party

NWB - "Jody, you doing alright? How do you feel?"
Jody - "I feel great."
NWB - "Good. That's all I care about. I want you to have fun. I love you." <HUG>
Jody - "I love you too."
NWB - "And I love your costume."
Jody - "Thanks."
NWB - "You into BDS&M. I am. Mostly the S."

Repeat.


I think we played this conversation at least 20 times through the night. I know there was one period where we went through it 4 times in a row before I walked away!

Ah, memories.
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[Tdogg]

More NWB Harvest-weekend goodness:

"...but I'll never be as awesome as my brother."--BWB
"You can be as awesome as me. Just do more drugs."--NWB
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"Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this: I wrap my rascal two times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels." -- Master Shake

[Supafunky]

Fortune cookie to me: "you will make a name for yourself in the field of entertainment" in bed!
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[rachel_lea21]

it was loud, and i was drinking tequila, but i believe that this not quite exact quoting will do the situation justice.

while playing at hullabaloo...boys commenting on the hot fayetteville ladies (loretta, joy (i love to fluff), kat...).

young boys: these women are slow. but, you gotta watch out...they will beat you just by looking at you!
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"Let the wild rumpus start." Where the Wild Things Are.

[Ms. Swan]

While at bassnectar the other night

P : oh , so this is who i'm going to leaveing my husband for... bassnectar

While we're dancing in front , Paige screams in my ear

"my vagina is a glow stick! "
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Ms. Swan

[ROCOBaller]

"Isn't that the finest box you've ever sniffed" - my mom (as I was smelling my box wine)
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[fluffy]

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude -- Zig Ziglar
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"Tiger got to hunt,
Bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"

Tiger got to sleep,
Bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand"
~Bokonon (Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)

[ROCOBaller]

Me: I wish I had a straw
Bj; I got a straw, but it only sucks one way
Me:is it a penis straw?
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[Elvin]

After Poj Baptized me at Tanner and nick (shh he has the yellow fever)'s party....

Me: Want me to Baptize you, Paige?
Paige: No, Hey guy, do you want to baptize me?
Random Fella: SOMEONE GET ME THE WHISKEY! I'M ABOUT TO BAPTIZE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GIRL!
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.

[Supafunky]

Watching Land of the Lost

Hadley: "I will never be pooped out of a dinosaur!"
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[Sitton]

[Supafunky]

"Owwwwwwww! This is hurting me!"
nick (shh he has the yellow fever) whining in Vegas. Sorry I can't provide any more details - it was in Vegas and I think I'm pushing the limits of decorum by publishing this quote. The rest will just have to stay in Vegas.
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[ROCOBaller]

"every girl's dream is a hard eight" - craps dealer
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[C La Far]

"For multicultural education to become a reality in schools, the total environment must reflect a commitment to multicultural education. Sleeter and Grant refer to this commitment as education that is multicultural."

- from my "Multicultural Education in a Pluralistic Society" book. uhg.
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The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown