Ongoing Funny Quote Wall - Leave Your Quotes

[JmeK]

Some of my favorite drunkin heckles I heard at Kaimana

Quarter Finals: Santa Barbara (ONOlicious) vs Japan (FREAKS)

"Hey ONO why dont you guys fly home, earn more money, and then move out here so you can drive up our land prices!"

and

(Heckler): "Hey ONO why dont you foul em some more!"
(Ono player): "They're just too nice, they dont call stuff"
(Heckler): "yeah and good for you for recognizing that and being able to take advantage. I mean we won the war right"
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Whoa dude....you know you cant raise your voice like that once the lion gets here

[ROCOBaller]

"i've never had a woman tell me no, only try harder" - nick (shh he has the yellow fever)
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[Tdogg]

[evan mcb]

I'm so familiar with that quote, I can't even imagine hearing it another way. And that's NWB's go-to quote, too. I knew a guy once, he had a go-to quote, too:

"You can't have the sw33t without the sour."

Character-defining go-to quotes, go! Make them anon so we can guess who they are, too.
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douchepocalypse

[Joel]

I hadn't heard it aloud and am a fan of grammatical unambiguity. huzzah.

[Elvin]

"Apparently, all the top-notch lesbians can make themselves squirt while scissoring."

-Paige
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.

[Tdogg]

YES I KNOW I MISSPELLED "ASSIDUOUS". SHUT UP IN ADVANCE.
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"Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this: I wrap my rascal two times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels." -- Master Shake

[Elvin]

[Tdogg]

"Waste precious board space by replying to an image post with a 'Quote' tag" --anon
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"Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this: I wrap my rascal two times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels." -- Master Shake

[Kearney]

[CaseyK]

"When a boy has the disc you have to yell really loud for them to hear you," Danielle Wright

(In retrospect, it could have been, "When Boy has the disc you have to yell really loud for him to hear you.")

Either way I think all guys accused off looking off women are now cleared.
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"Think about 'Great White,' that's a band. How many bands out there are named after sharks . . . and white things?" - Greg Kihn, The Greg Kihn Show.

[stevie]

nevermind

[ROCOBaller]

"i can do one leg, but not one eye" - overheard at work as my old boss tells why he wouldn't go out with someone
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[Supafunky]

People are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, and all those other activities—playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse—are just ways of passing the time until you can fuck again.

— Cynthia Heimel
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Contact me now for your free copy of the gospel of Jodyism.

[Elvin]

I feel like I know Cynthia Heimel so well now.
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.