i can has large hadron collider...now...no, now....not yet

evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/emergingtech/0,1000000183,39458691,00.htm

You have got to be fucking with me! I seriously do think I will accomplish all of my life goals before this motherfucker gets switched on! FUCK!

The consensus in the scientific community is that these collisions will shed new light as to how awesome explosions can be even when they are really small. Another good reason scientists give for colliding protons is that it will help us develop our understanding of what happens in nature when a giant machine smashes two protons together.
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evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/sep/08/particlephysics.physics

Wednesday's not really good for me as far as world-ending, maybe this will get pushed back another week?
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Tdogg · Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 761 Location: WCOB grad lab

Well, at least I am DJing on Tuesday night--which should be Wednesday in Europe because of the whole time change thing--so hopefully we can all go out with a drunken bang. A big drunken bang.
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RBill · Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 1566 Location: home

i really hope i don't cease to exist tomorrow
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evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html

Protons get bitch-slapped around 9 am there, 2 am here.
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Freya · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 313

http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080910/ap_on_sc/big_bang
I guess we all survived...

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ROCOBaller · Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 1306 Location: your mom's house

does the google picture today have to do with this proton circling machine?
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evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

They are precious.

Also, April, my first (clock) alarm had no effect on me, I'm pretty sure I literally threw it against the wall. My second (phone) alarm prompted me to turn off my phone, and when I turned it on again just now, your SMS had me thinking, "April should join a union so she can blow off work."

What I'm saying is that I make my own black holes after I get rick rolled, and if I don't get rick rolled then I make no black holes. tolls. rolls.
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Champagne · Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 881 Location: Fayetteville

rolls?
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Champagne · Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 881 Location: Fayetteville

And it was just turned on today, but it hasn't been fired yet. more waiting til destruction!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7604293.stm
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brown · Joined: 15 Oct 2003 Posts: 1613 Location: Gwada

"Engineers celebrated the success with champagne, but a certain brand of beer was not on the menu."

Didn't know you were biking across Europe with protons.

evan mcb · Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 1895 Location: ROK

because we all need another reason to drink:

http://io9.com/5047688/the-large-hadron-collider-drinking-game
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Champagne · Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 881 Location: Fayetteville

Yeah, the Atlantic was tough but I powered through. I want to be the first one in the black hole... you know what Im sayin'???
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