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Tdogg



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PostPosted: Thu, 02.26.09 8:57 pm    Post subject: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

Instead of inciting some heated debate about how good/bad/totally awesome pr0n is (a la Turk), I will instead just assume that everyone watches internet pr0n and sometimes finds it to be totally high-larious. As such--and in order to distract attention from Porn Nation er whatever crap Turk is trying to sell us--I have created a new thread: LOL pr0n.

Here's how it goes:

1. Go to a pr0n video website
2. Look for a LOL video title. Try not to get too distracted.
3. Post it.
4. The poster of the best title gets a free HJ (or FJ, if that's your bag) from Elvin.
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.26.09 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Couple Fuck While Nun Watches"

It's in Spanish which would explain the plural noun flub but only halfway the sex-Catholic-guilt complex.
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.26.09 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Using Trailer Coupling as Sex Toy"

Ouch?
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.26.09 11:37 pm    Post subject: Re: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

Tdogg wrote:
Instead of inciting some heated debate about how good/bad/totally awesome pr0n is (a la Turk), I will instead just assume that everyone watches internet pr0n and sometimes finds it to be totally high-larious. As such--and in order to distract attention from Porn Nation er whatever crap Turk is trying to sell us--I have created a new thread: LOL pr0n.

Here's how it goes:

1. Go to a pr0n video website
2. Look for a LOL video title. Try not to get too distracted.
3. Post it.
4. The poster of the best title gets a free HJ (or FJ, if that's your bag) from Elvin.


And why would you try to avoid a debate about porn? Where did I go wrong in thinking that the ulti crowd loves to have intelligent discussion about virtually anything?
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PostPosted: Thu, 02.26.09 11:54 pm    Post subject: Re: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

turk wrote:
Tdogg wrote:
Instead of inciting some heated debate about how good/bad/totally awesome pr0n is (a la Turk), I will instead just assume that everyone watches internet pr0n and sometimes finds it to be totally high-larious. As such--and in order to distract attention from Porn Nation er whatever crap Turk is trying to sell us--I have created a new thread: LOL pr0n.

Here's how it goes:

1. Go to a pr0n video website
2. Look for a LOL video title. Try not to get too distracted.
3. Post it.
4. The poster of the best title gets a free HJ (or FJ, if that's your bag) from Elvin.


And why would you try to avoid a debate about porn? Where did I go wrong in thinking that the ulti crowd loves to have intelligent discussion about virtually anything?


TURK LOSES!
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 12:00 am    Post subject: Re: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

[quote="turk]And why would you try to avoid a debate about porn? Where did I go wrong in thinking that the ulti crowd loves to have intelligent discussion about virtually anything?[/quote]

Turk, I'd be happy to have a healthy discussion with you about porn.


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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

Tdogg wrote:
I will instead just assume that everyone watches internet pr0n


your assumption is wrong...i'm still waiting for my porn party
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so did anyone end up going to the presentation? turk? just how bias was it?
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the news this morning said that michael leahy was on campus discussing "the dangers if porn."

Bias?

If he was discussing the dangers of addiction, I wouldn't have an issue.
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow thanks for ruining my LOL pr0n thread guys.
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 12:18 pm    Post subject: Re: LOL pr0n anyone? Reply with quote

Elvin wrote:
TURK LOSES!

Where'd you find that one? I would watch that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Supafunky wrote:
the news this morning said that michael leahy was on campus discussing "the dangers if porn."

Bias?

If he was discussing the dangers of addiction, I wouldn't have an issue.


The presentation included a lot of facts about how much exposure we have to porn (like that the average personal is exposed to over 12,000 sexual messages or images a year, the porn industry makes $10-$12 billion in the US, etc). He defined porn as "creative activity (writing or pictures or films, etc) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire." There were multiple videos of interviews with councelors, psychologists, recovered sex addicts, and previous prostitutes and porn actors that talked about the effects of porn on our society and themselves personally. He also said repeatedly that he did not want to demonize porn and he blamed himself for the choices he made. Halfway through the presentation he gave everyone fair warning that he was going to address the spiritual aspect of porn and there was a 5 minute break so people could leave.
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PostPosted: Fri, 02.27.09 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tdogg wrote:
Wow thanks for ruining my LOL pr0n thread guys.


Yeah for real, I was really looking forward to dishing out some mad HJ's/FJ's
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PostPosted: Sat, 02.28.09 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680
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PostPosted: Sat, 02.28.09 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here you go tanner. it comes complete with horrible acting and raw sexin.

http://www.moviebox.com/touru/scene/20781/?nats=MDowOjI
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