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evan mcb



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PostPosted: Tue, 03.24.09 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the BEEJ wrote:
and fyi evan, when you play bible mad-libs you get smited. trust me.


Lalala i'm not listening!

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PostPosted: Wed, 03.25.09 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

god how i hate porn and anti-porn apologetics.

why can't you guys masturbate the old fashion way?
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PostPosted: Sat, 04.25.09 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didnt want to cause a rehash of old arguments, but I was thinking lately. Here me out, its just a hypothesis, or rather, deep thoughts, if you will. Are men, having similar mammalian male instincts to spread many seed with a variety of partners, achieving the feeling of accomplishing this strategy by jerking off to a variety of pictoral partners?
In the woods, alpha male has the right and priviledge of mating with all of the females, and he will, eventually. But, he courts one. Alessandro for example, the alpha male, when the females are in heat, he actually gets freaked out and runs away from them, for a while. But when Telma is in heat, he leans back on a vine and shows his goods, gives her the sexy eyebrows and long stares. He only wants her to be around him all the time. He allows her to get first pick of foods.
Hes trying to be monogamous with one but he mates, sometimes it seems like, obligatorily, with everyone else.
I would guess that, just like there are many reasons why women wear what they do, there are many reasons why men use porn. Could one of the reasons be that guys are trying to be monogamous and fighting\dealing with the urge to mate with many and porn gives them the illusion of accomplishing or satiating this?
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PostPosted: Sun, 04.26.09 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But when Telma is in heat, he leans back on a vine and shows his goods, gives her the sexy eyebrows and long stares.


How else would you do it?
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PostPosted: Tue, 04.28.09 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rain wrote:
Are men, having similar mammalian male instincts to spread many seed with a variety of partners, achieving the feeling of accomplishing this strategy by jerking off to a variety of pictoral partners?
I don't think accomplishement is the sensation that we're feeling
rain wrote:
Hes trying to be monogamous with one but he mates, sometimes it seems like, obligatorily, with everyone else.
A male running away from some females in heat and not others doesn't mean he's trying to be monogamous. Animals don't feel "obligation". It sounds like you are hoping monogamy is natural. It's not.
rain wrote:
I would guess that, just like there are many reasons why women wear what they do, there are many reasons why men use porn. Could one of the reasons be that guys are trying to be monogamous and fighting\dealing with the urge to mate with many and porn gives them the illusion of accomplishing or satiating this?
Nope. There's just one reason. We can admit that. Guys use porn when bitches won't put out.
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Champagne



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PostPosted: Tue, 04.28.09 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't that just like a guy who loves the person that he's with but still wants to go out and find some strange every once in a while? I mean, you definitely don't want to keep the crazy ones around for too long but they are usually better in the sack. I'm not trying to buy them dinner or anything, that's reserved for that special someone. (Ladies, I'm available Wink )

Hmm... I'm thinking of a new discussion topic...
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