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xaja



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PostPosted: Sun, 08.25.13 11:34 pm    Post subject: Kaplan Face-slap, SMACKDOWN! Reply with quote

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwsj6IRw2I&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJQwsj6IRw2I

I had to wait over two years to exact my vengeance on Kaplan, but it was worth it. I told Kaplan that I would get him before the end of the tournament when he wasn't expecting it. I even let him choose between face-punch or face-slap. He elected the slap.

On Saturday night everyone was hanging out and drinking at my parents house so I pounced on my opportunity. Kaplan was sitting in a chair in the den and I walked up and face slapped the shit out of him. Shock and laughter filled the room since no one had any idea that it was coming.

Everyone that saw the Face-Slap take place agreed that it was epic. The Slap echoed and my hand stung after hitting him so I was pleased with the execution.

Kap should be commended for how well he took his whoopin'. He shed no tears and even congratulated me for a fine face-slap.

Let this be a lesson to other high schoolers that I will fuck you up if you cross me even if I have to wait for you to turn 18.

In conclusion, don't fuck with a Perry.
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PostPosted: Mon, 08.26.13 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon, 08.26.13 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chuck



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PostPosted: Mon, 08.26.13 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of crazy website ideas...
http://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/1l3o8p/create_a_porn_search_engine_where_you_can_enter/ (...images of people you know and find porn stars who look like them)

Hmm.
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